Sarah
05-29-2007, 12:56 AM
I think the thread entitled How Rebreathers Kill People is curious. I figured if a rebreather can pick itself up and attack a person and kill them or explode when someone walks by like it is some improvised explosive device, then so can a car.
So today as I drove to the supermarket I decided to count the ways my car can kill me.
1. Fail to press on the brake pedal when I need to brake.
2. Press on the gas pedal all the way down and never let up.
3. After going 80km in speed down the road, when I need to slow down to make the turn into the supermarket parking lot, I won't adjust my speed.
4. If a car comes in my direction path, I shall not use the steering wheel to effect a directional change, I'll just plow straight forward.
5. I will ask someone to smoke a cigarette right near the gas station pump nozzle as I fill my gas tank.
6. I will never add air to my tires and I will still drive 100kms per hour on the highways.
7. I will never have any of the steering or driveline joints lubricated, I will just drive till it breaks or the driveshaft snaps and comes crashing through the floor.
8. From now on I will only use the gas pedal and not the steering wheel.
9. When I get home, I will drive into the garage and when I approach the concrete wall, I won't slow down nor ever apply the brake pedal.
10. If I am not killed by the car after # 9, then I will leave the engine running, put the vehicle transmission in neutral, close the garage door behind me and rev the engine for as many minutes as it takes.
If I am injured or killed, no matter what it will be the cars fault, because it wasn't made or designed so that if I do not operate it properly, it won't injure or kill.
Along those lines:
1. If I fail to maintain a CCR, it will be the rebreather's fault.
2. If I fail to do a positive and negative pressure check and have a massive loop flood with insufficient bailout, it will be the rebreather's fault.
3. If I fail to calibrate the sensors and go hyperoxic or hypoxic, it will be the rebreather's fault.
4. If I calibrate on 50% 02 in the 02 cylinder and 40% 02 in the dil tank by telling the computer the 02 cylinder is 99% 02 and the dil is 21% o2, it will be the rebreather's fault.
5. If I fail to turn on the electronics, do a bubble check at 5 meters, listen for the solenoid to fire or look at the wrist set or HUD and check p02, and descend anyway, it will be the rebreather's fault.
6. If I fail to turn on the 02 and the dil cylinder, it will be the rebreather's fault.
7. If I fail to change the sorb and have a monster c02 hit at 100m, it will be the rebreather's fault.
8. If I fail to read and follow the user manual, it will be the rebreather's fault.
9. If I use the wrong sensors, it will be the rebreather's fault.
10. If I had an Inspiration Classic and after calibrating kept hearing the p02 alarm go off so I banged the primary controller hard against the boat railing repeatedly till the alarm stopped then did the dive and killed myself, it would be the rebreather's fault.
ALL the above 10 behaviors listed above for CCR usage have occurred and killed CCR users.
You be the judge.
So today as I drove to the supermarket I decided to count the ways my car can kill me.
1. Fail to press on the brake pedal when I need to brake.
2. Press on the gas pedal all the way down and never let up.
3. After going 80km in speed down the road, when I need to slow down to make the turn into the supermarket parking lot, I won't adjust my speed.
4. If a car comes in my direction path, I shall not use the steering wheel to effect a directional change, I'll just plow straight forward.
5. I will ask someone to smoke a cigarette right near the gas station pump nozzle as I fill my gas tank.
6. I will never add air to my tires and I will still drive 100kms per hour on the highways.
7. I will never have any of the steering or driveline joints lubricated, I will just drive till it breaks or the driveshaft snaps and comes crashing through the floor.
8. From now on I will only use the gas pedal and not the steering wheel.
9. When I get home, I will drive into the garage and when I approach the concrete wall, I won't slow down nor ever apply the brake pedal.
10. If I am not killed by the car after # 9, then I will leave the engine running, put the vehicle transmission in neutral, close the garage door behind me and rev the engine for as many minutes as it takes.
If I am injured or killed, no matter what it will be the cars fault, because it wasn't made or designed so that if I do not operate it properly, it won't injure or kill.
Along those lines:
1. If I fail to maintain a CCR, it will be the rebreather's fault.
2. If I fail to do a positive and negative pressure check and have a massive loop flood with insufficient bailout, it will be the rebreather's fault.
3. If I fail to calibrate the sensors and go hyperoxic or hypoxic, it will be the rebreather's fault.
4. If I calibrate on 50% 02 in the 02 cylinder and 40% 02 in the dil tank by telling the computer the 02 cylinder is 99% 02 and the dil is 21% o2, it will be the rebreather's fault.
5. If I fail to turn on the electronics, do a bubble check at 5 meters, listen for the solenoid to fire or look at the wrist set or HUD and check p02, and descend anyway, it will be the rebreather's fault.
6. If I fail to turn on the 02 and the dil cylinder, it will be the rebreather's fault.
7. If I fail to change the sorb and have a monster c02 hit at 100m, it will be the rebreather's fault.
8. If I fail to read and follow the user manual, it will be the rebreather's fault.
9. If I use the wrong sensors, it will be the rebreather's fault.
10. If I had an Inspiration Classic and after calibrating kept hearing the p02 alarm go off so I banged the primary controller hard against the boat railing repeatedly till the alarm stopped then did the dive and killed myself, it would be the rebreather's fault.
ALL the above 10 behaviors listed above for CCR usage have occurred and killed CCR users.
You be the judge.